Holy leg cramps Batman!!!!

So in my anger at QVC yesterday, I neglected to mention that I couldn't have started P90X yesterday anyway. Wednesday night, at about 4am, I woke up with one of those HORRIBLE calf cramps. I mean the "O M G this is the big one" cramps. Trying not to wake any of the bed mates I tried to work it out myself, but it wasn't going away so I hopped on the floor (my bed is almost as high as I am so it's not as easy as I make it sound). Finally it started easing so I stepped on the stool to get back in bed and BAM! The other leg started!!!! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? At this point I am sobbing uncontrollably and it wakes Phil (and Romeo)... now he wakes up to me laying in the fetal position sobbing, unable to get words out. In the distance I hear him asking me what is going on, but I am unable to get anything out but WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I finally manage to scream out "leg cramp" and he's on it. He grabs my leg and rubs my calf a bit, and then tries to start moving my foot. At this point I am ready to kick him in the face (you know when the leg cramp comes moving your foot is probably close to the pain of childbirth I would imagine). Meanwhile I'm sobbing, he's barking at me to do something with my foot... so what do I do? Jump off the *&^%&(* bed again! I finally get it to start easing but both calves are now POUNDING... and here I sit, leaning over the bed, fearful to get back in it (you KNOW as soon as I step on that stool it's starting again). So now my sobs are "whaaaa I can't get back in the bed!!!!", at which point I am pretty sure Phil wanted to shake me and tell me to snap out of it. I finally get into bed and calm down but it took an hour for my calves to stop spasming. Yesterday, I could barely walk! This morning I'm still feeling the pinching... so, there couldn't have been P90X for me yesterday, nor today...

However, it's ON THE TRUCK FOR DELIVERY!!!! WOOHOOOO!!!!