Okay, so after months of busting my ass in the gym, sometimes several times a day, 7 days a week... I decided I needed a change of pace. Having seen (and subsequently ignored) the obnoxious P90X infomercials countless times at 3am, apparently I had JUST enough alcohol in my system one night... and I ordered it.

WTF?

Okay, you've seen the commercials... and you've seen me. Again I ask, WTF? Am I SERIOUSLY considering doing this? I've heard the stories about Plyometrics making you puke, I'm SEEN the people doing 1 handed pushups (disregarding completely that I'm one year off a broken arm... sweet). Yeah... I ordered it. No pain no gain right? I'm actually pretty excited about what the next 90 days may bring. Sure, there will be vomit, lots of sweat, mornings I can't get out of bed much less brush my teeth, but it will all pay off right? (Come on, this is where I need you telling me "YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!"... fine, what good are ya???)

I've spent a lot of time doing my research... it turns out that it's not just muscle heads that do P90X and I have yet to find one recorded "death by P90X" story out there (this would NOT be a good time to point one out to me if you find one however). I need a change of pace, I love my gym but I really can't afford a trainer, and apparently I'm doing something horribly wrong, since each day another pocket of blob seems to appear on my body. 4.5 months til the big 4-0... I'm hoping to make it be not SUCH a BIG 4-0. I don't know that I will ever find my "skinny" again, but I'd like to LOOK as fit as I FEEL. I don't LOOK like someone that spends hours and hours in the gym each week, I'd like to look like that, and I have a little bit of confidence that this program will help me on that journey.

Yeah... I have to eat like a bird for the next 90 days, so what... I feel like I do that anyway. I will have to significantly reduce my alcohol content (blech, I hate that part!!!). But it's 90 DAYS!!! That's nuthin.

So, my journey starts Friday (thanks to a missed delivery, sigh). So by Saturday I should be posting my last post here, I'm just assuming that the simple act of moving my fingers on the keys will be painful... but I will update when I can ;) I'm assuming that I will EVER send this out to anyone, but maybe I will... maybe it will be a blog to just keep me accountable. I even ordered recovery drinks, which I'm guessing will taste just SWELL. Heading out this weekend to buy a pull up bar... I hope I can get through the purchase without laughing my ass off. This could get humorous. I have trouble lifting my boobs in the shower, and I expect I'm going to lift my bodyweight... on purpose???

Now, for the "before" pictures....

ROFLMAO!!!! Did you really think they were coming? HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's freaking HILARIOUS! No WAY!! I MIGHT, just MIGHT post them when I can look back and say "look at my fat ass then and look at how good I look now!!!", but for now, let's just leave pictures out of this...